Yesterday I spoke with the Doctor via the Team RedWheel/ Team Seagal "red phone" concerning the upcoming Non-Race Chubb Challenge. Be excited, be very excited.
Details are currently a bit sketchy but it has been reported that the event will be held on Sunday the 19th. This will be a slightly different type of race than we are used to; It's not an all-out lung destroying cardio sprintfest, it's more of a technical ride. Kinda like everybody goes to one spot and then you see who's got the juice to get over a big ass rock or a shitload of gnurly roots....or something like that.
At any rate, it sounds like a LOT of fun and we should be there. I know a few of you fellas are really into the technical shenanigans so this should be right up your alley. Black jerseys were meant to be sweated thru and then have beer spilled on them, not to hang in a closet next to your purple thongs and not-so-well-hidden collection of Marvin Gaye records.
And Kid Rock is the Fucking Bomb. Recognize. Jam out to "Fist of Rage" and then try to argue with me about it.
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Damn, that sounds like fun! I will do everything in my power to be there. I got excited when I saw that this wasn't going to be a "lung-destroying" ride since I'm fat. Then I saw that it was a technical ride, and I suck at that part too. But it sounds like a blast. Anyone else going?
And, while I love Kid Rock, he just hasn't been the same since his Little Person sidekick Joe C. passed away - God rest his soul.
Posted by: Luke | July 13, 2009 at 09:46 PM
***update*** details posted on the Team Seagal website.
Posted by: Nighthawk | July 14, 2009 at 03:31 PM
Bob, I'm gonna bet there. Hopefully, it won't be like the dirt crits where I have to represent for the entire Red Wheel team.
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Posted by: Peat | July 17, 2009 at 09:26 AM
Sheesh. I'm going to BE there not BET there. Engineers can't spell fer shit.
Posted by: Peat | July 17, 2009 at 09:27 AM
Peat, if I can kick this virus I'll be there. (I've been in bed for 3 days)If I have my way, you won't be alone.
Posted by: bob | July 18, 2009 at 04:35 PM
I think I heard that song by Kid Rock, but I'm pretty sure it was actually caled "Fist of Love" because Kid Rock sucks.
You guys are all a buncha bitches because I can't make the fuckin ride tomorrow.
Posted by: Casey Ryback | July 18, 2009 at 08:08 PM
Still fuckin sick, havent eaten in 3 days. But hey I'm losing a shitload of weight!!
Posted by: bob | July 20, 2009 at 08:40 AM
Bob, sorry you missed it. But I'm not sorry that Kid Rock sucks.
Posted by: Peat | July 20, 2009 at 12:09 PM