Bone Bender according to Don D

Things I learned at Bone Bender…That dipshits can wreck on a rock the size of Jenkins man jewels and wipe out 10 people 24 feet into the trail (amazing)…I learned that Corey wasn’t broken by me at the Quachita, he used it as motivation to beat me by 7 minutes on my old bike...Yes that’s right…my own bike. (Great job dude, you rocked yesterday no excuses from me). I learned that Nick has MAD MTB skills and passed me on lap 3 like I was pushing a wheel chair down the trail but lacks the saco de bola to roll more than 4 laps ***luckily***… The peanut butter got him…STFA from peanut butter, right Corey? Corey ask Noelle to get married, you aren’t finding better…I wish I was 30 and single, you would be looking for a new GF...The BGB rocked in 4 laps and took 3rd in Clydesdale (great job)… I still love the trail monster and his kick ass support of Wendy (3RD Place ) and all the people that race…I lear ned that Justin is a really cool dude that rocked out the support when he was done riding…THANKS SO MUCH! (BTW..thanks for the great deals on the bikes) I learned that Nick has a faster credit card draw than I do when it comes to paying for dinner….That freakin Nick…WTF? He was like that Sasquatch at Syllamo 24 that was out to get me… To wrap it up, another successful race with MUCHO good times!

 

Justin getting "tuned up". 

 

 

285+ racers!

 

Big Gay Bob is a Big Man!

 

Corey has the Eye of the tiger.

 

Don D looking fresh after 6 laps.

 
 

Someone get BGB a cigarette, he earned it.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Comments

[Sasha]

Congrats to ALL of you.. BGB thanks for the encouragement and pushing me on Lap 3..I wish you had gone out with me on Lap 5.. GOOD LUCK to all headed to Syllamo.. Stay clear of the bears and cliffs... Whens the wedding???

[Stoney]

Results are posted here. Nice work guys. I moved the pictures to the photo album, also found some pictures of Roubaix Brown and Roberto Contador Jenkins at Hermann. So how was hanging with the roadies?

[DonD]

Jenkins...honestly... seeing you hanging with roadies is like seeing my mom kiss the milkman...or it's like kissing your sister (which for hillbillys like you might seem normal and you just missed my point)***BUT***... Just does not seem right to me...
:)

[bob]

What's so disgusting about your mom kissing your father, Don?

Being a milkman isnt that bad, I mean...somebody had to put beans and tortillas on the table.

The crit was the shit. 45 mph downhills on the sidestreets of Hermann is never boring. A Jeff Yielding production never disappoints. If I ever finish the effing 24 hour write-up I'll do a report.

[Peat]

An even more disturbing observation from the Hermann crit photos: Bob appears to have shaved his legs.

Bone Bender: Nice work gents!

[DonD]

Peat is does appear that someone has shaved their legs...Good observation...Being unfamiliar with this process, I looked it up on Wikipedia and the definition is: "It is a very common practice among women in Western countries, and is also done by some men, especially transexuals, bodybuilders, cyclists, and swimmers". Bob, do you swim or bodybuild? :)

[M to the OOB]

Don, maybe you should put on your bifocals and have another look at the pics...my legs are as hairy as your prom date's chest.

[Casey F. Ryback]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I WISH I COULD HAVE FUCKING BEEN THERE

[Stoney]

Bit of a cluster... Some of you may be in there somewhere.