Epic tortuga fornicación aventura

Zach and I left Brumley "Hillbilly central" at 11:00 AM and rode off on the first annual Epic tortuga fornicación aventura.

We rode 15 miles of unimproved gravel out to Honey Run where it became EPIC after almost running over the turtles on the track. After I took the picture, he hopped off and ran. Guess it was like that ole' friends and moped thing! We then met Mitch for a ride on the rest of the trails where we encountered a broken chain and two flats. Zach and I also took lessons from Mitch on the nuances of changing flats. So we actually learned something on this EPIC adventure. We were muddy and covered in ticks but it was better than sitting at a desk and stuffing donuts and coffee down our mouth holes! After we left Mitch our luck got better (usually when I see Mitch I immediately have an equipment failure) we rode the 15 back, rode Vince's track and made 40. No Barry and Stoney, this wasnt and EPIC ride but it was an EPIC adventure that helped us tweak our Kanza planning...NEXT year the "Epic tortuga fornicación aventura" will be a non-race EPIC adventure with terrapin inspired awards.
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